| Total Quotes In Database: 428 |
| Quote |
Artist |
Submitted By |
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"The closer you are to danger, the farther you are from harm." |
Anonymous |
<Lights-Out> |
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"What did the hannibal do after he dumped his girl friend? He wiped..." |
-NiTrO- |
-NiTrO- |
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"Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best." |
Tim Duncan |
Acer |
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"You can get the Model-T in any colour so long as it's black." |
Henry Ford |
Atanatar2 |
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"Bringing reason to an argument on the internet is like bringing a garden hoe to a nuclear holocaust." |
Atanatar |
Atanatar2 |
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"Is it so wrong to love those that don't believe in love?" |
Zach Doran |
AtomicCow |
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"No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself." |
Anonymous |
AtomicCow |
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"I can't see as I am facing your pitiful lies. Don't have the strength to carry your heavy load of life." |
Him |
Attax |
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"Line up alphabetically by height." |
Bill Peterson - Florida State Football Coach |
blink 182 |
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"An alliance over an agreement is powerful, yet an alliance over a common enemy is unbreakable." |
BuddyLee |
BuddyLee |
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"Gaming isn't a hobby, it's a way of life." |
Budmandude |
Budmandude |
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"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." |
Fran Lebowitz |
CagedinSanity |
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"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home." |
David Frost |
CagedinSanity |
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"The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything." |
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
CagedinSanity |
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"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible." |
Stanislaw Lem |
CagedinSanity |
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock." |
Will Rogers |
CagedinSanity |
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"If a man speaks in the forest, but there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" |
Anonymous |
CaNaDa~MaN |
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"Settle down, people. Now I know we're all frightened and horny, but we can't let a bunch of dolphins stop us from living and scoring." |
Mayor Quimby |
Cantonezeboi |
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"In life, there are three things you can count on: death, taxes, and the accidental wiping of your most important files." |
Anonymous |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Ogres are like onions." "They stink? They make people cry? You leave em in the sun and they get all pruny?" |
Shrek |
Cantonezeboi |
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"There is a difference in knowing the path and walking the path." |
Morpheus |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Guns don't kill people, I kill people." |
Anonymous |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Why is it called shipment when you go by car, and cargo when you go by ship?" |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"If #2 pencils are so popular, why is it still #2?" |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'" |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?" |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?" |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?" |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Something that pisses me off: People who point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy. Where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?" |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Something that pisses me off: When people at the movies say 'Did you see that?' No, dicknose, I paid 9 dollars to come and watch the fucking ceiling all night long. What the fuck did you come here for?" |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Something that pisses me off: When people say life is short. What the fuck? Life is the longest god damn thing anyone ever does. What? Are you gonna do something that's fucking longer than life? Huh?" |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Something that pisses me off: When people ask me if the bus had come yet. If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here, faggot." |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"The bigger they are, the more likely they'll crush you." |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Baseball lies! A man with four balls cannot walk!" |
Anonymous |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Man with one chopstick go hungry." |
Ancient Oriental Proverb |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted." |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Guns don't kill people. The government does." |
Dale |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Keep your enemies at the end of your arm. Any closer, and they'll rip it off." |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range." |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Pop music is good. When it's on mute." |
Nairb |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Shit, some idiot put gum in the desk and it's stuck to my CD player... oh wait, that's my gum... . . . Now THAT's Karma!" |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Waddayamean I can't have my cake and eat it too? It's my cake, I'll fucking eat it when I want to." |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"If I claimed that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"Men are like fish. Neither would get into trouble if they only kept their mouths shut." |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them." |
William Clayton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you need to try a different position." |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe." |
Canton |
Cantonezeboi |
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"It's not about winning, it's about not losing." |
CaptainAmerica |
CaptainAmerica |
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"Sex with cheese is sex with ease!" |
skie000/protrozz |
ChaCroN |
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"The higher you fly the smaller you appear to those who cannot fly." |
ChaCroN |
ChaCroN |
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"Hippies make great scapegoats. Bad day at work? Famine? Plague? Cancer? Blame it on hippies." |
ChaCroN |
ChaCroN |
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"Beat your opponent where he is strongest, and you demoralize him." |
Vince Lombardi |
Chase |
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"I was robbed by a sweet little lady on a golf cart! I never saw it coming..." |
ChillySword |
ChillySword |
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"Why are those ants always bragging they can lift thirty-two times their own weight? Big Deal. I can lift thiry two times their own weight too. With one hand." |
Bob Fenster |
Commander |
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"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." |
Anonymous |
crustysock105 |
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"No man can be great who thinks pain the greatest evil, nor temperate who considers pleasure the highest god." |
Anonymous |
CuteLil'Zergling |
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"To err is human. To totally screw up, you need a computer." |
Czaries |
Czaries |
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"Success has always been a great liar." |
Friedrich Nietzsche |
Czaries |
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"How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?" |
Ed |
Dark_Archon2002 |
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Wise man: 'What whould you rather have: wealth, power, or to be truly happy?' Me: 'I'd want power! 'Cause then I could get the money. Then I'd be truly happy.' |
Dark_Being |
Dark_Being |
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"See, to live is to suffer, but to survive well that's to find meaning in the suffering." |
DMX |
Dark_Being |
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"You can do anything you set your mind to man." |
Eminem |
Dark_Being |
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"If anger's a gift, then I guess I've been blessed." |
Linkin Park |
Dark_Being |
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" |
Denis Leary |
Dark_Being |
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"It doesn't matter if you're old school or not, as long as you're not a newb." |
DarkBeing |
Dark_Being |
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"If you learn to know your enemies before you hate then, you may learn not to have any enemies." -Mogwat The Mogpie |
Perloo |
deathmeat123 |
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"I may not agree with what you say, but to your death I will defend your right to say it." |
Voltaire |
Deaths Shadow |
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"Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit on everything." |
Gary Johnston |
Defiant |
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"He who knows nothing doubts nothing." |
Confusious |
DemonStar |
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"Hey hey! I'm just trying to get into heaven. I'm not running for Jesus!" |
Homer Simpson |
DemonStar |
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"If you're the best at something, try trying something else!" |
Anonymous |
DemonStar |
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"If at first you succeed, try something else." |
DemonStar |
DemonStar |
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"Eddy, carrots are good for your eyes! Can it dial a phone?" |
Ed |
DemonStar |
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"I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free, and I won't foreget the men who died and gave that right too me..." |
American People |
DemonStar |
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"Do as I say, not as I do." |
Anonymous |
DemonStar |
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"Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physicaly confusing." |
Ed, From Ed Edd 'n Eddy |
DemonStar |
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"If what goes up must come down, does what goes down must go up?" |
DemonStar |
DemonStar |
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"...then I hit my head on this branch *CRASH*. No sorry it was this this one! *CRASH* and then I gazed at the stars!" |
Ed, From Ed Edd 'n Eddy |
DemonStar |
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Eddy: Look at all those animals! Edd: They're filthy! Ed: Yes I am! |
Ed Edd &Eddy from Ed Edd n' Eddy |
DemonStar |
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Edd: I can't believe what I've done.... I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!!! Ed: Oh you should write your name on your underwear, Double-D! *STRECH* See? I'm Ed! |
Ed and Edd From Ed, Edd n' Eddy |
DemonStar |
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"Please don't say it's pointless.... Even if it's just for a little while.... To sleep at night without fear even just once.... That's something worth fighting for." |
Yuna, From Final Fantasy X |
DemonStar |
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"If at first you don't succed, then sky diving might not be for you." |
Anonymous |
Denkai |
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"If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how does Teflon stick to the pan?" |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"War doesn't determine who's right. It determines who's left." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"We don't wish to be everything to everyone, but something to someone." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"I'll listen to logic and reason when it comes out on CD." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"If people talk behind your back, it only means you're two steps ahead!" |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"We're not lost; we're locationally challenged!" |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"I have not yet begun to procrastinate." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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The statement below is true. The statement above is false. |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"Remember that you are special - just like everyone else." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"Take my advice, I don't use it anyway." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?" |
Anonymous |
Denkai |
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"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"A lot of good arguments are ruined by some fool who knows what he is talking about." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"You can weep because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"It hurts like Hell to fall from Heaven." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"If your not different, then your the same as everyone else." |
John Fredrick |
Denkai |
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"Spending extended periods of time in the presence of girls can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing." |
Ed |
Denkai |
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"Masturbation is the key cause procreation's not for me!" |
Denkai/Koumori |
Denkai |
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"You know Piro, I've been thinking." "Aren't there laws against that?" |
Largo/Piro |
Denkai |
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"The vibrating pipe cleaner sheep of doom!" |
Dom |
Denkai |
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"Give war a chance!" |
Bumper Sticker |
Denkai |
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"I saw a porno so bad last night I actually finished it." |
Denkai |
Denkai |
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"He looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was coming. It was." |
Epitaph in Ohio |
Dragono |
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"It is best to love wisely, no doubt; but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all." |
Thackery |
Dragonpuff |
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"The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be." |
Socrates |
Edxecutor |
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"If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?" |
Anonymous |
Edxecutor |
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"Those who qoute a lot, try to act too wise." |
Anonymous |
Edxecutor |
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"It is far better to not open your mouth, and to be thought of as a fool, than to open it, and remove all doubt." |
Mark Twain |
Edxecutor |
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"I don't know what the next World War will be fought with, but the World War after that will be fought with sticks and stones." |
Einstein, Albert |
Edxecutor |
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"If he is soooooo smart, then why is he dead?" |
Homer Simpson |
Edxecutor |
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"Igorance is bliss." |
Anonymous |
Edxecutor |
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"One can always sever the chains of fate that bind him." |
Anonymous |
Edxecutor |
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"Ultimately, you are the one who is right. You cannot accept another's thought, without having it become yours." |
(Not Paraqouted)- Ed |
Edxecutor |
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"A weed is no more than a flower in disguise." |
James R. Lowell |
Edxecutor |
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"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." |
Wil. Rogers |
Edxecutor |
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"Are you going places or just being taken?" |
H F Henrichs |
Edxecutor |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genis has its limits." |
Albert Einstein |
Edxecutor |
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"I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it." |
Bender |
Evil Dark Archon |
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"Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing." |
R. Geis |
Evil Dark Archon |
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"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves." |
William Pitt, 1783 |
Evil Dark Archon |
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printk("Illegal format on cdrom. Pester manufacturer.\n"); |
Linux Kernel Source Code v. 2.2.16 |
Evil Dark Archon |
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panic("CPU too expensive - making holiday in the ANDES!"); |
Linux Kernel Source Code v. 2.2.16 |
Evil Dark Archon |
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"I'm not corrupt, I'm morally flexible." |
Unknown |
Evil Dark Archon |
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"It's very creative of that StarcraftSector of his name." |
Acer |
Exit |
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"If God didn't want his followers to be fat he would've made gluttony a sin." |
Homer Simpson |
Forsaken |
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"At the end of it all, everything is just made to be broken." |
Forsaken |
Forsaken |
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"Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly. They go down to the lake of fire and fry. Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July." |
Kurt Cobain |
FrozenFlameFury |
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"What if the Hokey Pokey really was what it's all about?" |
Anonymous |
GeBbLeS |
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"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed." |
Anonymous |
GeBbLeS |
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"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support." |
Anonymous |
GeBbLeS |
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"I believe, that guns don't kill people, but husbands who come home early do." |
Larry the Cable Guy |
GeBbLeS |
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"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." |
GeBbLeS |
GeBbLeS |
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Eddie: I see london I see France... Ed: Man Eddie, you have really good eye sight. |
Ed, Edd n Eddie |
GeBbLeS |
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"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute." |
Anonymous |
GeBbLeS |
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"I believe the only thing worse than having diarrhea is trying to have it quietly in a public bathroom." |
Jeff Foxworthy |
GeBbLeS |
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"If you're the best at something, try getting a life." |
GeBbLeS |
GeBbLeS |
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"What's the differance between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag? One's plastic and harmful to children and the other is just a bag." |
magus |
grond |
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"Do or do not. There is no try." |
Yoda |
GXStormShadow |
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"Note to self: You tell yourself too much." |
Hemotep |
Hemotep |
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"Life's a bitch, so fuck it." |
Anonymous |
Hemotep |
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"Girls are like rocks. If they're flat, skip em'." |
Anonymous |
HK-112 |
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"Whatever goal man has reached is due to his originality plus his brutality." |
Adolf Hitler |
Hybrid |
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"Stand for something or die for nothing." |
Random Convict |
iNFaNTRY |
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"Find a penny, pick it up, then all day you'll have a penny." |
InFeXiOnEd |
InFeXiOnEd |
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"Fat chicks are like mopeds - fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see." |
InFeXiOnEd |
InFeXiOnEd |
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"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn." |
-Anonymous |
jadefire35 |
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"If God throws lemons at you, throw them back." |
-Anonymous |
jadefire35 |
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"Bookstores are one of the only pieces of evidence we have left that people are still thinking." |
Jerry Seinfeld |
Janus |
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"In the words of my generation, UP YOURS!" |
Russel Case |
Jimmy Ate the Wo |
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"We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise." |
Weird Al |
Jimmy Ate the Wo |
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"It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight." |
Rocky Quote |
Jimmy Ate the Wo |
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"This is serious so give me a quarter." |
Josh |
Jo$h |
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"This the last smile that I fake for the sake of being with you." |
Linkin Park |
Jo$h |
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"Everything has to end, you'll soon find we're out of time left to watch it all unwind." |
Josh |
Jo$h |
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"I'm not stupid, I just need extra help." |
Josh |
Jo$h |
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"I'm getting to use to the lazy side; I must return to the dark side." |
Josh |
Jo$h |
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"Remember, money buys things." |
Josh |
Jo$h |
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"Freezing people just does not make me feel giddy like it used to...." |
Lin Kuei SubZero |
Lin Kuei SubZero |
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"It's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant." |
Lord_Protoss_ |
Lord_Protoss_ |
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"One day I was dangling a string for a cat to play with and I was thinking to myself. 'What a dumb cat. It's been chasing this string for an hour.' Then it hit me. I'd been dangling a string for an hour." |
Some Comedian |
Magus |
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"If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, riddle 'em with bullets." |
Magus |
Magus |
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." |
Martin Luther King jr. |
Magus |
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"The people that say 'Money is the root of all evil,' just don't have any." |
Anonymous |
MC_Hamster |
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"I like to think of no00s as deer, only it's open hunting season all year-round to keep the population down." |
MC_Hamster |
MC_Hamster |
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"We will not waver, we will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail." |
George W. Bush |
MC_Hamster |
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"To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace." |
George Washington |
MC_Hamster |
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"If violent games make murderers, then perhaps it stands to logic that sports games create sports stars." |
Awesome |
meep_god |
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"It is better to reign in Hell then serve in Heaven." |
Anonymous |
Myke |
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"Out of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." |
Anonymous |
Nairb |
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"A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot." |
Nairby |
Nairb |
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"Is it the computer's fault for freezing, or our fault for trusting in a worthless machine to begin with?" |
Danielle |
Nairb |
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"The purpose of an update is: take old bugs out, put new ones in." |
Ninja |
Ninja |
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"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but you're really thinking about a mother." |
jshock221 |
NiTrOcALyPsE |
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"Any fool who would die for honor is better off dead." |
Anonymous |
Nitrous |
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"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." |
Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) |
nomgangsta |
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"Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." |
Bernard Berenson (1865 - 1959) |
nomgangsta |
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"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" |
Jay Leno |
nomgangsta |
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"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field." |
Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962) |
nomgangsta |
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"There are too many people, and too few human beings." |
Robert Zend |
nomgangsta |
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"A fat woman is like a scooter -- fun to ride until your friends find out." |
Anonymous |
nosaj |
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"Light a fire for a cold man and he will be warm. Light a cold man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life." |
Brent Baker |
Ѫì®ß12 |
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"Would people feel better towards crack if it were called 'crackle'?" |
Anonymous |
PH5CO_SQUIRREL |
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"Peace doesn't win wars, you know." |
Simon Rogers |
Phil |
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"If E=mc² then what does F equal?" |
Preator |
Preator |
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"Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?" |
Protrozz |
Protrozz |
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"You know your nose runs and your feet smell. Go figure." |
Protrozz |
Protrozz |
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"Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul to believe in government and politics." |
Protrozz |
Protrozz |
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"If you don't like the way I, get off the sidewalk!" |
www.firehotquotes.com |
proud2batrekkie |
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"It doesn't mean anything Lisa, it's like 'ramma-lamma-ding-dong', or 'Give peace a chance'!" |
Homer Simpson |
proud2batrekkie |
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"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at the big man crying." |
PY5CHO_SQUIRREL |
PY5CHO_SQUIRREL |
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"Well dammit, when you fuck life... you leave life fucked up!" |
Ed |
Ragnarok |
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"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day." |
Random Tutorial |
RenegadeLeader |
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"If you can't live large, look big in the coffin." |
Road_Dawg |
Road_Dawg |
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"Settle down, these cameras spying on our women's dressing rooms, locker rooms, and changing rooms is despicable. I think I speak for all Springfielders saying: 'Where is the sexy footage?'" |
Mayor Quimby |
RPharazon |
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"If the United States were a 35-year-old man, I think he'd be in a mental institution. Violent tendencies...Medicate heavily." |
Rick Mercer |
RPharazon |
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"They're out there now, busy bombing for peace. Next I suppose they'll be screwing to get their virginity back." |
Mary Walsh |
RPharazon |
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"Boys and girls are natural enemies. Like Scots and Englishmen. Or Scots and Welshmen. Or Scots and Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!" |
Groundskeeper Willie |
RPharazon |
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Maude Flanders: "I don't think we're talking about love here--we're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!" Krusty: "Sex Cauldron!?! I thought they shut that place down!" |
Krusty/Maude |
RPharazon |
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"C'mon, it's just like making love! Y'know...Left, down...Rotate 62 degrees...Engage rotor..." |
Bender |
RPharazon |
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"They say madness runs in our family. Some people even call me crazy! And why? Because I dared to dream....of my own race of atomic monsters! Atomic supermen with octagonal-shaped bodies!" |
Professor Farnsworth |
RPharazon |
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!" |
Zapp Brannigan |
RPharazon |
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Bender: "You know, I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died." |
God and Bender |
RPharazon |
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"If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." |
God |
RPharazon |
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"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. The Universe is winning." |
Rich Cook |
RPharazon |
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"If people were ment to swim they would have been born with fins." |
Someone |
S.C.03ASP |
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"Thank the guy who defeated you in a fight, because he teaches you that you need to be come stronger to overcome." |
Sclerophage Formosus |
sclerophage |
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"Don't say you're throwing away food, think positively and say you're donating to the homeless." |
SentryIII |
SentryIII |
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"Running is unnatural except from enemies and to the bathroom." |
Anonymous |
Silver-Saber_13 |
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"I may not know crap, but I know everthing else." |
Annonymous |
Silver-Saber_13 |
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"Idle hands are the devil's workshop." |
Anonymous |
SilveRaptor |
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"Everything is a dream within a deam." |
Edgar Allen Poe |
Smitty |
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"You control your own destiny, but for how long is up to you." |
Anonymous |
Sonic_Warrior |
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"Yes, society is tough, rules are gay... But without rules, our country, and nation would fall apart." |
Nairb |
Special One |
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"Friends come and go; enemies accumulate." |
Anonymous |
Spectre |
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"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being rediculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." |
Spot |
Spot |
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"The cup is neither half-empty nor half-full, it is merely twice as large as it needs to be." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." |
A. Whitney Brown |
StarCraftSector |
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"A bad habit is nothing more than a mistake repeated." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?" "Completely pointless." |
Blackadder, Series II |
StarCraftSector |
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"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!" |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss." |
Douglas Adams |
StarCraftSector |
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"A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." |
Robert Byrne |
StarCraftSector |
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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." |
Tommy Cooper |
StarCraftSector |
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"Living in a vacuum sucks." |
Adrienne E. Gusoff |
StarCraftSector |
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"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." |
Burt Bacharach |
StarCraftSector |
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"Fear of becoming a has-been keeps some people from becoming anything." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"Some people have eyes that see not and ears that hear not, but never tongues that talk not." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"Lost time is never found again." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"Maybe people should swap problems-- Everyone, it seems, knows how to solve the other guy's." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"You can't turn back the clock--But you can wind it up again." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"Talk is cheap, until you talk to a lawyer." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"People who look for the easy way out seem to have trouble finding an exit." |
Anonymous |
StarCraftSector |
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"Sanity is a madness put to good uses." |
George Santayana |
StarCraftSector |
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"I love deadlines. I especially like the wooshing sound they make as they go flying by." |
Douglas Adams |
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